November 1st, 2005


November 2005


Dear Friends of German Comedy,

A very action-packed month draws to an end.
The most disturbing news came from Southend where the pier burned down for the fourth time. What’s that all about? I’ve already warned the major if the pier’s bowling alley isn’t open in time my family and I shall spend our next summer holidays in Margate. I’m sure we’ll manage to enjoy ourselves on Kent’s beach chairs just as well.

October was also an eventful month for football. And I don’t mean Bayern Munich taking optimum points in Champions League whilst all other German teams failed to deliver. That unfortunately has become a given.

No, the big news was England qualifying comfortably for the World Cup ahead of Poland and Austria. Our two main provinces really aren’t the forces they were in the past. Admittedly, Austria hasn’t impressed since before the war.

I’m glad to report that English tabloids lived up their reputation. No sooner had England qualified than, surprise, surprise, the tabloid war started. Daily Star got out of the blocks quickest:

Killjoy Germans have hit England football fans with a World Cup booze ban. Only alcohol-free beer will be sold at stadiums where England are playing, while fans of other nations can sup full-strength

That all was accompanied by a carton in which two England supporters try to buy drinks wearing typical local outfit. One bloke was sporting a Bavarian maid’s outfit and the other one was wearing a Prussian uniform. Who fears next year to be World War II all over again will find comfort in a campaign by “Englandfans, the national team’s official supporters’ club.
It intends to distribute 10,000 postcards in Germany and produce T-shirts containing Basil Fawlty’s words “Don’t mention the war” as part of an effort to use wit and humour to woo locals who may be fearing the worst.” (Observer)

Let’s be realistic – what are England supporters expected to mention if not the war? I lived here for the past three years and couldn’t remember a single programme on telly that featured Germany past 1945. Let me put it this way – if it wouldn’t be for the BBC I still wouldn’t know how to goosestep properly. Instead of wasting money on pointless campaigns England would be better off to have a more pragmatic approach and build more prisons….or hospitals in case England has to play in East Germany.

What confused me most in October was the total public ignorance towards Harold Pinter pinching the 2005 Noble Prize for Literature, a truly worldwide competition where writers of all nationalities and backgrounds are eligible to lift the trophy. Compare this to the inexplicable fuss that was made about England winning the Ashes, a competition where runner-up is the worst possible outcome.
Whoever expected good, old Harold to be driven around London in an open-top bus and cheered on by the masses must have been bitterly disappointed. Then again, Pinter is best known for his pauses. Maybe he’ll celebrate sometime in spring when no one expects him to.

On 3rd October Germany ‘celebrated’ the 15th anniversary of its reunification and it could not have been a happier one as the jubilee came only two weeks after the general election, in which 26% of the East Germans voted for the Communists. My mate Horst labelled it the biggest act of ungratefulness he ever experienced and who am I to disagree.
Looking on the bright side, I heard about a recent survey that shows that Germany’s economic downturn has increased the popularity of its people abroad because apparently we come across as more human. I for one must say I liked it better when we were regarded as clinically efficient superhumans and produced the results to back this up.

Third time lucky – have a good November!
Henning

Gigs:
Please find below some of my November gigs.
It would be great if you could come along to one of them.
Venue details can be found on www.chortle.co.uk
November
4th, Chiswick Headliners
5th, Electric Empire Clapham
11th, South Hill Park Arts Centre Bracknell
17th Roar with Laughter, Enfield
20th Downstairs King’s Head, Crouch End
26th Buzz Club, Manchester

But most and foremost I’m happy to advertise Offside Comedy Club, my own brand-new monthly gig. It will take place every second Monday of each month at Adams Park, home of Wycombe Wanderers FC.

Offside Comedy Club, Scores Bar, Adams Park, Hillbottom Road, High Wycombe, HP12 4HJ
When: Monday, 14th November, starts: 8 pm, doors: 7pm
Line-up: David Hadingham, Tony Law, Lee Bannard and MC Henning Wehn
Tickets: £9 normal / £6 season-ticket holders and recipients of this email.
Please send an email to contact@henningwehn.de to book your tickets for the concession rate.
Please send me also an email if you don’t want to receive this monthly newsletter any more.



March 2018

5 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
6 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
12 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
13 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
14 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
19 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
20 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
21 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
22 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT

April 2018

09 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
10 – BATH – Widcombe Social Club – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
13 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
14 – BORDON – The Phoenix Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
18 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
20 – POCKLINGTON – Arts Centre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
21 – BEVERLEY – East Riding Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
30 – TRING – The Court Theatre – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress

May 2018

1 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
2 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
7 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
8 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
11 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
12 – GREAT TORRINGTON – Plough Arts – SOLD OUT- Work In Progress
13 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work in Progress
14 – LAUNCESTON – Town Hall – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
17 – DARTMOUTH – The Flavel – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
18 – FALMOUTH – The Poly – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
19 – PENZANCE – The Acorn – SOLD OUT – Work In Progress
29 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
30 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
31 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUTPOSTPONED to June 1st

June 2018

1 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT – Originally May 31st
2 – HAYWARDS HEATH – Clair Hall – SOLD OUT – Work in Progress
7 – NORWICH – Playhouse – SOLD OUT  – Work in Progress
8 – NORWICH – Playhouse – SOLD OUT  – Work in Progress
9 – NORWICH – Playhouse – SOLD OUT  – Work in Progress
11 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
12 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
13 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT

July 2018

24 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
25 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT
26 – LONDON – Betsey Trotwood – SOLD OUT

August 2018

2 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
3 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
4 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
5 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
8 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
9 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
10 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
11 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
12 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves –TICKETS
15 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
16 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
17 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
18 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
19 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
22 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
23 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
24 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
25 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS
26 EDINBURGH – Just The Tonic Caves – TICKETS

September 2018

20 – WAVENDON – The Stables – TICKETS
21 – WAVENDON – The Stables – TICKETS
22 – WAVENDON – The Stables – TICKETS
26 – BRIDPORT – Electric Palace – Extra date – TICKETS
27 – BRIDPORT – Electric Palace – SOLD OUT
28 – WIMBORNE – Tivoli Theatre – SOLD OUT
29 – WIMBORNE – Tivoli Theatre – SOLD OUT

October 2018

4 – LOUGHBOROUGH – Town Hall – TICKETS
5 – MALVERN – Forum – SOLD OUT
6 – GUILDFORD – G Live – TICKETS
7 – LEAMINGTON SPA – Royal Spa Centre – TICKETS
11 – BEDFORD – Corn Exchange – TICKETS
12 – LEEDS – City Varieties – TICKETS
13 – LEEDS – City Varieties – TICKETS
18 – CHESTER – Story House – SOLD OUT
19 – SALFORD – Lowry Lyric Theatre – TICKETS
25 – KINGS LYNN – Corn Exchange – TICKETS
26 – PETERBOROUGH – The Cresset – TICKETS
27 – LINCOLN – The Engine Shed – TICKETS

November 2018

8 – WORTHING – Pavilion – TICKETS
9 – BEXHILL – De La Warr Pavilion – TICKETS
10 – SOUTHEND – Cliff’s Pavilion – TICKETS
15 – ST ALBANS – Alban Arena – TICKETS
16 – DARTFORD – The Orchard – TICKETS
17 – READING – Hexagon – TICKETS
21 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
22 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
23 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
24 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
28 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
29 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
30 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS

December 2018

1 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
5 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
6 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
7 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
8 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
12 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
13 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS 
14 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS
15 – LONDON – Leicester Square Theatre – TICKETS 

 

February 2019

6 – EXETER – Corn Exchange –TICKETS
7 – EXETER – Corn Exchange – TICKETS
8 – SWINDON – Wyvern Theatre –TICKETS
9 – SWINDON – Wyvern Theatre –TICKETS
14 – ALDERSHOT – Princes Hall – TICKETS SOON
15 – LEICESTER – De Montfort Hall – TICKETS
16 – BROMLEY – Churchill Theatre -TICKETS SOON
17 – BRIGHTON – Dome – TICKETS
21 – WHITELY BAY – Playhouse – TICKETS
22 – HARROGATE – Royal Hall – TICKETS SOON
23 – SHEFFIELD – Octagon – TICKETS

March 2019

1 – BASINGSTOKE – The Anvil – TICKETS
2 – CAMBRIDGE – Corn Exchange – TICKETS SOON
7 – NOTTINGHAM – Playhouse – TICKETS SOON
9 – BUXTON – Opera House – TICKETS
22 – STEVENAGE – Concert Hall – TICKETS
29 – BIRMINGHAM – Town Hall – TICKETS
30 – WREXHAM – William Aston Hall – TICKETS 
31 – SHREWSBURY – Theatre Severn – TICKETS SOON

April 2019

5 – PORT TALBOT – Prince’s Royal Theatre – TICKETS SOON
6 – CARDIFF – St David’s Hall – TICKETS
7 – SOUTHAMPTON – The Mayflower Theatre – TICKETS
12 – SALISBURY – City Hall – TICKETS SOON
13 – TORQUAY – Babbacombe Theatre – TICKETS
14 – CHELTENHAM – Town Hall – TICKETS SOON

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