Oh dear, oh dear. I can’t believe I didn’t send out a September bulletin but it was simply impossible to keep up with events.
Now the dust has settled I can give you a much needed, balanced summary of the Volkswagen affair.
As follows: Germany got fantastic PR for welcoming desperate refugees with open arms and presenting itself to the world as what it is: a pleasant country full of pleasant people.
Obviously the masons or some other dark force (the USA, to be precise,) didn’t like it and dragged up a nonsense story about the Fatherland’s biggest car manufacturer breaking some petty rules to do with toxic fumes.
Contrary to current news reports Volkswagen didn’t make their customers drive round in rolling nuclear reactors. Instead some of its cars provided marginally more emissions than they maybe should have. No big deal.
Why do people buy diesel cars? Because they’re good for the environment?! Come off it! They have them because they’re cheap to run. Anyone seriously concerned about the environment takes the bus. Or cycles. Or walks.
So, in a nutshell, we’re dealing with despicable anti-German slander at a global level. But rest assured it’ll blow over soon and the whole affair will be remembered as nothing more than a storm in a jerrycan…
Have a great month
Henning
PS: Did I tell you that on October 3rd Germany celebrated the 25th anniversary of re-unification, the greatest success story in the history of mankind?
Here’s a documentary about it you might like:
It also features fellow German stand-up Christian Schulte-Loh.
PPS: The winners of the Edinburgh prize draw have been notified. If you want to relive the excitement of the draw please click HERE.
PPPS: Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. It would be great to see you at one of those.
PPPPS: That’s it. Auf Wiedersehen!
September 2025
22nd - Hastings - Electric Palace - TICKETS
23rd - Hastings - Electric Palace - TICKETS
26th - New Brighton - Floral Pavilion
- SOLD OUT
27th - Cheltenham - Town Hall
- SOLD OUT
28th - Aldershot - Princes Hall
- SOLD OUT
October 2025
2nd - Chatham - Central Hall - TICKETS
3rd - Brighton - Dome - TICKETS
4th - Ramsgate - Granville Theatre
- SOLD OUT
8th - Stafford - Gatehouse - TICKETS
9th - Wrexham - William Aston Hall - TICKETS
10th - Leamington Spa - Royal Spa Centre
- SOLD OUT
11th - Birmingham - Town Hall
- SOLD OUT
19th - Guildford - G Live - TICKETS
24th - Basingstoke - The Anvil - TICKETS
25th - Cardiff - New Theatre - TICKETS
26th - Hayes - Beck Theatre - TICKETS
November 2025
6th - St Albans - Alban Arena
- SOLD OUT
7th - Doncaster - The Cast - TICKETS
8th - Stockport - Plaza - TICKETS
13th - London - Palladium - TICKETS
14th - Aylesbury - Waterside - TICKETS
16th - Southampton - The Mayflower - TICKETS
27th - Newcastle - Tyne Theatre - TICKETS
29th - Middlesbrough - Town Hall - TICKETS
30th - Harrogate - Grand Hall - TICKETS
1st - Weston super Mare - The Playhouse - TICKETS
5th - Salisbury - Town Hall - TICKETS
6th - Dorking - Town Hall - TICKETS
7th - Oxford - New Theatre - TICKETS
13th - Bradford - St George's Hall - TICKETS
15th - Lichfield - Garrick Theatre - TICKETS (Two shows at 3.00pm & 7:30pm both being recorded by NextUp Comedy)
20th - Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall - TICKETS
22nd - High Wycombe - Swan - TICKETS
27th - Loughborough - Town Hall - TICKETS
28th - Bedworth - Civic Hall - TICKETS
29th - Wolverhampton - Grand Theatre - TICKETS