February 2022
Dear Friends of German Comedy,
I take it we’re all humming Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit. We’re hearing it a lot at the moment at the Winter Olympics. Admittedly not as much as Norway’s Ja, vi elsker dette landet but a good bit more than God Save The Queen. As of now not a single medal for Team Blighty. Not even in floor scrubbing or tea tray downhill sliding.
But make no mistake – winning Olympic medals is INCREDIBLY difficult.
That’s why Britain quite cleverly invented the Commonwealth Games where British fulltime athletes can boost their confidence by competing against the finest postmen, plumbers and bus drivers from Montserrat, Dominica and the Virgin Islands.
It’s like the first round of the FA Cup all the way through.
Sadly, there isn’t a winter sport version of the Commonwealth Games. Interestingly there used to be. It was held three times in the 50s and 60s. Always in St Moritz in Switzerland! I’m sure there’s an educational joke to be made about every participant being given a gold medal what with the ubiquity of gold in Switzerland but I leave that to Jimmy Carr.
Mind you, it’s unsurprising they came to an end because how were the Bahamas, Ghana or even Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland or England ever going to host winter games?
Then again: what’s wrong with the indoor ski slope in Milton Keynes?! You’re unlikely to mistake it for the Alps but holding winter games in Buckinghamshire wouldn’t be any more ridiculous than holding them in Beijing!
As the 1988 Olympic slalom silver medallist Frank Woerndl put it: “Any talk of legacy is a bad joke. Asians don’t go outside once it’s less than five degrees.”
But let’s not judge prematurely. History will tell if Beijing’s legacy can rival London 2012’s, which, let’s not forget, was the catalyst for a big Westfield shopping centre and a tax-payer subsidised new stadium for Cat Kickers United.
Anyway, for now: Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit, hopefully a bit of the old God save the Queen and her favourite son and bring on the speed skating.
See you soon
Henning
PS: Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. It would be great to see you at one of those.
April 2024
2nd -
Faversham - The Alex
- SOLD OUT
3rd -
Faversham - The Alex
- SOLD OUT
5th -
Maidenhead - Norden Farm
- SOLD OUT
6th -
Luton - The Hat Factory
- SOLD OUT
13th -
Andover - The Lights
- SOLD OUT
14th -
Andover - The Lights
- SOLD OUT
17th -
Bath - Green Park Brasserie
- SOLD OUT
18th -
Bath - Green Park Brasserie
- SOLD OUT
19th -
Slough - The Curve
- SOLD OUT
25th -
Cholsey nr Wallingford - Cholsey Great Hall
- SOLD OUT
26th -
Cholsey nr Wallingford - Cholsey Great Hall
- SOLD OUT
27th -
Cholsey nr Wallingford - Cholsey Great Hall
- SOLD OUT
May 2024
12th -
Brighton - The Walrus
- SOLD OUT
13th -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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14th -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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15th -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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16th -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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17th -
Brighton - The Walrus
- SOLD OUT
20th -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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21st -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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22nd -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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23rd -
Brighton - The Walrus -
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24th -
Brighton - The Walrus
- SOLD OUT
July 2024
19th -
London - Betsey Trotwood
- SOLD OUT
September 2024
28th -
Winchester - Theatre Royal
- SOLD OUT
29th -
Epsom - Playhouse -
TICKETS
October 2024
3rd -
Southport - Southport Comedy Festival -
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4th -
Leamington Spa - Royal Spa Centre -
TICKETS
8th -
Wavendon - The Stables -
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9th -
Wavendon - The Stables -
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10th -
Wavendon - The Stables -
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17th -
Exeter - Corn Exchange -
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18th -
Exeter - Corn Exchange -
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19th -
Torquay - Babbacombe Theatre -
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24th -
Bridport - Electric Palace -
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25th -
Bridport - Electric Palace -
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November 2024
10th -
Norwich - Playhouse
- SOLD OUT
11th -
Norwich - Playhouse
- SOLD OUT
12th -
Norwich - Playhouse
- SOLD OUT
14th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
TICKETS
15th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
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16th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
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28th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
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29th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
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30th -
London - Leicester Square Theatre -
TICKETS
February 2025
14th -
Leeds - City Varieties -
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15th -
Leeds - City Varieties -
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20th -
Kings Lynn - Corn Exchange -
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21st -
Lincoln - Engine Shed -
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22nd -
Leicester - De Montfort Hall -
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27th -
Hayes - Beck Theatre -
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28th -
Peterborough - The Cresset -
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March 2025
1st -
Northampton - Derngate -
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2nd -
Wycombe - Swan -
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14th -
Dunstable - The Grove -
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15th -
Southend - Cliffs Pavilion -
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16th -
Dartford - Orchard -
TICKETS
21st -
Whitley Bay - Playhouse -
TICKETS
22nd -
Whitley Bay - Playhouse -
TICKETS
27th -
Worthing - Pavilion -
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28th -
Folkestone - Cliffs Pavilion -
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29th -
Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall -
TICKETS
April 2025
3rd -
Evesham - The Regal -
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4th -
Swindon - Wyvern Theatre -
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5th -
Swindon - Wyvern Theatre -
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11th -
Bath - Forum -
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12th -
Guildford - G Live -
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24th -
Canterbury - Marlowe -
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(On General Sale 9th April 2024)
25th -
Crawley - Hawth -
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26th -
Reading - Hexagon -
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May 2025
2nd -
Ipswich - Regent Theatre -
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3rd -
Cambridge - Corn Exchange -
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8th -
Malvern - Festival Theatre -
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9th -
Shrewsbury - Theatre Severn -
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10th -
Shrewsbury - Theatre Severn -
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15th -
Crewe - Lyceum -
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16th -
Buxton - Opera House -
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17th -
Salford - The Lowry -
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18th -
Nottingham - Theatre Royal -
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22nd -
Yeovil - Westlands -
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23rd -
Weymouth - Pavilion -
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24th -
Poole - Lighthouse -
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June 2025
6th -
Portsmouth - Theatre Royal -
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7th -
Portsmouth - Theatre Royal -
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