May 10th, 2017


May 2017


Dear Friends of German Comedy,

Later this week I’m gigging in Colne. Not Köln am Rhein. Colne. Despite 15 years of extensive travelling all over Britain I’d never heard of the place until it’s come up on my tour schedule. Turns out it’s a sizeable town of 20,000 in Lancashire but crucially without a football team in any of the top seven divisions. If it had, people all over the country would be as aware of Colne as they are of Nantwich, Alfreton, Brackley and Fleetwood.

If anyone ever asks you what good having a football club does a town…well, for starters it puts it on the map! Plus all the excitement of having something to look forward to every weekend!

In football-related investment news I can report Jeremy Corbyn is 14-1 to become next Prime Minister and Costa Rica who are well on course for qualification are 500-1 to win the next World Cup. Surely Costa Rica winning isn’t 35 times more unlikely than Labour winning. Nothing is.

Have a great month and support your local team! I’m off looking for a bookie who accepts each-way bets on the general election.

Henning

PS Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. It would be great to see you at one of those. Please note new dates get added regularly.



October 2017

13 – BIRMINGHAM – Town Hall – SOLD OUT
14 – BIRMINGHAM – Town Hall – SOLD OUT
15 – KETTERING Lighthouse – SOLD OUT
19 – DONCASTER – Cast – SOLD OUT
20 – KENDAL – Westmoreland Hall – TICKETS
21 – CARLISLE – Sands Centre – TICKETS
22 – NEWCASTLE – Theatre Royal – SOLD OUT
26 – LONDON – Hackney Empire – TICKETS
27 – WOLVERHAMPTON – Wulfrun Hall – TICKETS
28 – MELTON MOWBRAY – Melton Theatre – SOLD OUT
29 – CHESTERFIELD – Pomegranate Theatre – TICKETS

November 2017

2 – BASINGSTOKE – The Anvil – SOLD OUT
3 – CRAWLEY – The Hawth  – SOLD OUT
8 – READING – Hexagon – SOLD OUT
9 – CANTERBURY – Marlowe Theatre – SOLD OUT
11 – STOCKPORT – Plaza – TICKETS
12 – SHREWSBURY – Theatre Severn – SOLD OUT
16 – CAMBRIDGE Corn Exchange – SOLD OUT
17 – BRIGHTON – Dome  – SOLD OUT
18 – HAYES – Beck Theatre – SOLD OUT
19 – SALISBURY – City Hall – SOLD OUT
23 – BARNSLEY – Civic Theatre – SOLD OUT
24 – SCARBOROUGH – The Spa Theatre – SOLD OUT
25 – NOTTINGHAM – Playhouse – SOLD OUT

December 2017

2 – LONDON Cadogan Hall TICKETS

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