You couldn’t make it up; surely the German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn hasn’t bosched out yet another new show? And what’s he still doing here anyway?
Well, his lack of transferable skills is what keeps him here and his belief that practise makes perfect is what keeps him going.
This show is a much needed call to arms. Listen, everyone: stop pondering and hand-wringing. Instead get on your bike and put your face to the grindstone!
I regret to inform you that all upcoming performances of the Get On With It tour have to be postponed. For the time being it’s very much a case of Not Getting On With It.
The current outbreak of hysteria combined with the Prime Minister’s suggestion to lock yourself away for good have sadly left the theatres in no position to remain open.
Every effort is being made to reschedule the shows for August and September. Just don’t expect to go to a restaurant before or a pub after the show as they’ll all be out of business by then.
Ah well, nevermind, there’ll always be an England.
Really sorry once again and we’ll meet again. Don’t know where, don’t know when, but I know we’ll meet again some sunny day.
Stay safe and enjoy your time off!
If a show is marked SOLD OUT it’s worth checking direct with the theatre’s box office in case of returns.
If a show is marked TICKETS SOON it’s worth checking on the theatre’s website.
They might have put them on sale without me knowing.
19th - London - Hackney Empire (POSTPONED to 16th September 2020)
20th - London - Cadogan Hall (POSTPONED to 29th August 2020)
22nd - Southend - Palace Theatre (POSTPONED to 6th September 2020)
26th - Swansea - Grand Theatre (POSTPONED to 8th September 2020)
28th - Poole - Lighthouse (POSTPONED to 9th September 2020)
29th - Brighton - The Dome (POSTPONED to 10th September 2020)
2nd - Stafford - Gatehouse (POSTPONED to 20th September 2020)
3rd - Southport - Southport Theatre (POSTPONED to 19th September 2020)
5th - Douglas, Isle Of Man - Gaiety Theatre (POSTPONED to 25th September 2020)