Look at me!

Applied correctly, TV exposure should be able to ruin anyone’s life in little time. The ideal scenario sees you in a position in which your face is too well known to take public transport but you don’t earn enough money to take a cab.


Live At The Apollo

It’s a big old barn!

Dave’s One Night Stand

Not many people know that Reg Hunter and I grew up together in Edinburgh. Fun times.

Introduced by Stewart Lee

Stewart introduces me in the extra content for the 6th episode of “Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle.

The Alternative Comedy Experience

Some snippets of my set on the series. Introduced by Stewart Lee.

Edinburgh & Beyond

Snippets of my set on Edinburgh and Beyond.

Alternative Election Night 2015

Seeing how little live TV I have done, I was close to a Connery throughout.

Room 101

Let’s abolish our beloved monarchy so they can have an opportunity of upward social mobility.

8 Out Of 10 Cats

Me and other mercenaries discuss the BBC. At the behest of one of its commercial rivals.


This was easily the most intimidating programme I’ve ever been on.
Full of brain boxes. God knows how we ended up talking about the war.

The Matt Lucas Awards

On The Matt Lucas Awards with Graeme Garden, Jason Manford and Matt Lucas, obviously.

This Week

Discussing stereotypes with Alan Johnson, Michael Portillo and Andrew Neil who very impressively managed to come up with a Nazi reference out of nowhere.

Ten O’Clock Live

Once again spreading pro-European gospel.

Would I Lie to You?

Obviously not. Listen to my entirely plausible story of how I ended up on Interpol’s missing persons list.

Tourism Guide to (West) Germany

Extoling the virtues of a trip to the Fatherland.

On FAQ U with David Mitchell

David Mitchell is smart and well-mannered enough to be mistaken for a German.
Please note the archival quality of this clip.

On FAQ U with Karen Taylor & Alan Carr

Sitting on that sofa again.
Please note the sound still hasn’t improved.

The Road To Rio

Road To Rio 2014


Mark Watson and I were sent to South America in the build up to the 2014 World Cup.

Anyone remember who won the thing in the end?

Road To Rio – Uruguay

The filming of this particular episode was hilariously chaotic. But the weather more than made up for it.

Road To Rio – Argentina

The sun did have its hat on.

Road To Rio – Chile

We spotted a UFO! Funny what too much sun does to people.

Road To Rio – Columbia & Equador

Very warm.

Road To Rio – Sao Paolo

One hot place.

Road To Rio – Rio

Nice and toasty.


That’ll Teach Ja

Some time ago I completed 10 short videos for the BBC,
you can view them here.

The Alphabet

Gender Bender

Long Words


False Friends

Loan Words

Waiting For The Verb

Pseudo Anglicisms


Telling The Time

Bits & Bobs

Park Bench

Marek Larwood and I conduct an experiment. It combines sport, science and nutrition.

Cross Cultural Humour

Britain is like this, and Germany is like that. Get it?

The War This Week

I never cease to be amazed by how many references to Nazi Germany one can find in British newspapers. Well, it keeps me in a job.

I Have Been Looking For Freedom

Abusing Radio 2 property to butcher The Hoff’s one hit.

Introducing das Champions League Final auf ITV

Once again pulling the most amazing faces in this (very) fast-paced piece.
Who needs the RADA?

Henning Wehn supports Germany – shocker!

Why the self-styled ‘comedy ambassador’ thinks you should support Germany in Euro 2008.
The original link is here.


The set design is the closest I had come to performing at Live at the Apollo. Tough crowd.

Germans In Britain

Filmed by the Migration Museum – Lord Moser’s phrase ‘nothing would enable me to say…’ is just brilliant