December 2015
Dear Friends of German Comedy…
Woohoo, it’s December! Ihr Kinderlein kommet, Klinggloeckchenklingelingeling and all that. Unfortunately this year I have missed the big opening of the German Christmas Market in Birmingham, a fascinating event! Last time I was there I was truly gob-smacked as to how many of my countrymen these days are fluent in Romanian.
Anyway, now it’s time for the tale of my favourite Christmas present of all time.
Let me take you back all the way to 1987, when Weihnachtsmann [only recently did I find out it was actually my Mutter!!!] gave me a cassette tape of Kemal Ozturk, a stand-up who is virtually unknown in Turkey but became reasonably well-known in Germany, his adopted home country.
I clearly remember the striking blue and yellow colour combination of the tape’s sleeve. Or is it ‘cover’? No-one knows.
Either way, I had only ever seen Ozturk on panel shows, where his presence led to everyone cracking some tired jokes about invading Cyprus. It’s fair to say he wasn’t for me. I much preferred Helge Schneider and Gerhard Polt and Otto Kuhnle and such like.
God knows therefore why Weihnachtsmann [my Mutter!!!] bought me Ozturk’s ‘Hallo Gastarbeiter’ tape but seeing there’s only so many repeats of Tutti-Frutti one can watch I finally put it in the recorder and what can I say: his stand-up was so much better than I expected. He was so much more than just ‘that Turkish bloke’.
His style of humour was rooted in traditional political Kabarett; most his jokes were blunt statements, delivered with a twinkle in his eye. He was not only a great writer but also a very skilled performer and when I discovered he had been going for more than a decade I couldn’t believe I had been missing out on him all that time.
Luckily he was selling tapes of all his previous shows at his gigs and this gave me the opportunity to build a complete collection of all his shows. I will forever be grateful to Weihnachtsmann [my Mutter!!!] for this amazing present.
Frohe Weihnachten and have a good start to 2016
Henning
PS: If you’re googling Kemal Ozturk and you’re not getting any results it only illustrates the extreme fickleness of success in the entertainment business.
PPS: Eins, Zwei, DIY is out on DVD! Get it here: DVD on Amazon | Download at iTunes
As you can see there are some very encouraging reviews already.
PPPS: Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. I’ll be adding loads more 2016 gigs in the next few days and weeks.
Please revisit the website for the latest updates.
January 2025
19th -
Hastings - Electric Palace Cinema
- SOLD OUT
27th -
London - Betsey Trotwood
- SOLD OUT
28th -
London - Betsey Trotwood
- SOLD OUT
February 2025
2nd -
Hastings - Electric Palace Cinema
- SOLD OUT
7th -
Brierley Hill - Civic Hall -
TICKETS
(30 min set on mixed bill show)
9th -
Sutton Coldfield - Town Hall
- SOLD OUT
(30 min set on mixed bill show)
13th -
Leeds - City Varieties -
TICKETS
(EXTRA DATE ADDED - On General Sale Thursday 28th November)
14th -
Leeds - City Varieties
- SOLD OUT
15th -
Leeds - City Varieties
- SOLD OUT
20th -
Kings Lynn - Corn Exchange -
TICKETS
21st -
Lincoln - Engine Shed -
TICKETS
22nd -
Leicester - De Montfort Hall -
TICKETS
27th -
Hayes - Beck Theatre -
TICKETS
28th -
Peterborough - The Cresset -
TICKETS
March 2025
1st -
Northampton - Derngate -
TICKETS
2nd -
High Wycombe - Swan -
TICKETS
14th -
Dunstable - The Grove -
TICKETS
15th -
Southend - Cliffs Pavilion -
TICKETS
16th -
Dartford - Orchard
(Due to building works this show has had to be rescheduled. Customers who have already bought tickets will be contacted by the theatre. As soon as we have a new date it will be added to the website.)
21st -
Whitley Bay - Playhouse -
TICKETS
22nd -
Whitley Bay - Playhouse -
TICKETS
27th -
Worthing - Pavilion -
TICKETS
28th -
Folkestone - Cliffs Pavilion -
TICKETS
29th -
Royal Tunbridge Wells - Assembly Hall -
TICKETS
April 2025
3rd -
Evesham - The Regal
- SOLD OUT
4th -
Swindon - Wyvern Theatre -
TICKETS
5th -
Swindon - Wyvern Theatre -
TICKETS
11th -
Bath - Forum -
TICKETS
12th -
Guildford - G Live -
TICKETS
24th -
Canterbury - Marlowe
- SOLD OUT
25th -
Crawley - Hawth -
TICKETS
26th -
Reading - Hexagon -
TICKETS
May 2025
2nd -
Ipswich - Regent Theatre -
TICKETS
3rd -
Cambridge - Corn Exchange -
TICKETS
8th -
Malvern - Festival Theatre -
TICKETS
9th -
Shrewsbury - Theatre Severn -
TICKETS
10th -
Shrewsbury - Theatre Severn -
TICKETS
15th -
Crewe - Lyceum -
TICKETS
16th -
Buxton - Opera House -
TICKETS
17th -
Salford - The Lowry -
TICKETS
18th -
Nottingham - Theatre Royal -
TICKETS
22nd -
Yeovil - Westlands -
TICKETS
23rd -
Weymouth - Pavilion -
TICKETS
24th -
Poole - Lighthouse -
TICKETS
June 2025
6th -
Portsmouth - Theatre Royal -
TICKETS
7th -
Portsmouth - Theatre Royal -
TICKETS
September 2025
26th -
New Brighton - Floral Pavilion -
TICKETS
27th -
Cheltenham - Town Hall -
TICKETS
28th -
Aldershot - Princes Hall -
TICKETS
October 2025
2nd -
Chatham - Central Hall -
TICKETS
3rd -
Brighton - Dome -
TICKETS
4th -
Ramsgate - Granville Theatre -
TICKETS
8th -
Stafford - Gatehouse -
TICKETS
9th -
Wrexham - William Aston Hall -
TICKETS
10th -
Leamington Spa - Royal Spa Centre -
TICKETS
11th -
Birmingham - Town Hall -
TICKETS
24th -
Basingstoke - The Anvil -
TICKETS
25th -
Cardiff - New Theatre -
TICKETS
November 2025
6th -
St Albans - Alban Arena -
TICKETS
7th -
Doncaster - The Cast -
TICKETS
8th -
Stockport - Plaza -
TICKETS
13th -
London - Palladium -
TICKETS
14th -
Aylesbury - Waterside -
TICKETS
16th -
Southampton - The Mayflower -
TICKETS
27th -
Newcastle - Tyne Theatre -
TICKETS
29th -
Middlesbrough - Town Hall -
TICKETS
30th -
Harrogate - Grand Hall -
TICKETS