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May 2020

Dear Friends of German Comedy,

I hope you’re sufficiently alert without tiring yourselves out with all that alertness.

Like most people I had planned to make the most of the time off and learn a new language but what’s the point of being the 10 million and first person to be fluent in Japanese after this lockdown? That’s why I have gone one better and INVENTED a new language altogether: German Rhyming Slang.

I love Cockney rhyming slang since the moment I arrived on these shores in 2002!

But languages evolve and now it’s time for the next stage of rhyming slang development. Move over Pete Tong, Leo Sayer, Danny La Rue and Rosy Lee: these days it’s all about German rhyming slang. And it’s very easy to pick up! There’s a few examples in the next paragraph. See if you can work them out. Solutions at the bottom of this email.

We can all agree everyday life is in a right old RUDOLF and this virus is a proper BORIS. If this lark carries on for too long the country will go MATHIAS. Until now you weren’t allowed to see any of your MERCEDES but at least what with the sunny weather you’re bound to have a good OLIVER. Just make sure the police don’t catch you outside your ENGELBERT as you might end up in the FRANZ. But if we ignore the economic hardship all this causes then this EVA is a bit of DINNER FOR ONE. A right STEFFI. Just make sure you always have some VON CLOMP in the fridge until the government decides to stop going round in ANGIES and get the country out of this HELMUT.

In the meantime keep calm and put on the SEBASTIAN.

All the best and see you before long

Henning

Please find below a list of upcoming gigs. As you can see the April dates have been moved to the autumn. No idea if theatres will be up and running by then but there’s always misguided hope…

RUDOLF Hess = mess
BORIS Becker = wrecker
MATHIAS Rust = bust
MERCEDES Benz = friends
OLIVER Kahn = tan
ENGELBERT Strauss = house
FRANZ Klammer = slammer
EVA Braun = lockdown
DINNER FOR ONE = fun
STEFFI Graf = laugh
VON CLOMP = plonk
ANGIE Merkel = circle
HELMUT Schmidt = shit
SEBASTIAN Vettel = kettle


March 2020

19th - London - Hackney Empire (POSTPONED to 16th September 2020)
20th - London - Cadogan Hall (POSTPONED to 29th August 2020)
22nd - Southend - Palace Theatre (POSTPONED to 6th September 2020)
26th - Swansea - Grand Theatre (POSTPONED to 8th September 2020)
28th - Poole - Lighthouse (POSTPONED to 9th September 2020)
29th - Brighton - The Dome (POSTPONED to 10th September 2020)

April 2020

2nd - Stafford - Gatehouse (POSTPONED to 20th September 2020)
3rd - Southport - Southport Theatre (POSTPONED to 19th September 2020)
5th - Douglas, Isle Of Man - Gaiety Theatre (POSTPONED to 21st October 2020)

August 2020

29th - LONDON - Cadogan Hall - TICKETS

September 2020

6th - SOUTHEND - Palace Theatre - TICKETS
8th - SWANSEA - Grand Theatre - TICKETS
9th - POOLE - Lighthouse
10th - BRIGHTON - Dome - TICKETS
16th - LONDON - Hackney Empire
19th - SOUTHPORT - Southport Theatre - TICKETS
20th - STAFFORD - Gatehouse - TICKETS
25th - DOUGLAS, ISLE OF MAN - Gaiety Theatre (This has moved again to 21st October 2020)

October 2020

21st - Douglas Isle of Man - Gaiety Theatre - TICKETS

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